The Italian National Sport: Women!

According to Chief Detective (fill in the blank), the Italian national sport is no longer futbol but women and is more likely to reward you with a face like this than one of Pleasure. Women are actually told to avoid eye contact with men and act aggressively assertive in making their disinterest understood. When things go south tactics such as making ones way into more public spaces and smiling when being robbed are said to be quite effective. I guess trafficking drugs is also probably not a good idea here as you might win the grand prize of 23 years in jail for sharing even the smallest jib.